Just a psa not only were my parents dead heads but i went to my first dead show at 2 months old. My sister, my dog, our pet lobster (literally only dead heads would have a pet lobster) and our fish were all named after dead songs and I saw bob dylan at 7 years old. Be jealous your parents didn’t have awesome taste in music…
My life needs more wine, and wine needs to be more in my life.
draconisblog:
tumbledore-:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
Uhm weed. That’s all I have to say (via gratuatedelf)
a-magiciannamed-gob:
feellikeastranger:
Law and order CI just mentioned Troy, these things are weird to me
was it about a hobo stabbing someone
No he was robbing people by outsmarting Troylets haha
The main suspect is from Troy, not unrealistic..
Law and order CI just mentioned Troy, these things are weird to me
wonderxrachel:
feellikeastranger:
wonderxrachel:
feellikeastranger:
wonderxrachel:
feellikeastranger:
Does everyone hate themselves this much or…
Do I need to come pick you up and bring you home for cuddles?
No I’m ok now, I just needed a good cry, and I think the rain is getting to me
I know, it’s so awful. I wish you were here smoking hookah and cuddling with me while watching HP and drinking wine….
This would be fantastic…
Doing two out of three. I miss you already :(
Im just going to drink my bacardi straight and watch how I met your mother and smoke hookah all by myself haha
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